Thursday, July 07, 2005

Skewed Look At Life

Grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says,"Ya know, we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says,"What, you have a drink named Murray?"

A termite walks into a bar, sits down and says to the guy next to him, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

A guy walks into a bar. He's got a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Cool, where'd you get that?" The parrot says,"I don't started as a wart on my butt !"


evawebdiva said...

Welcome to Blogdom Ted! I'm so glad to read you...a man who can constructed coherent sentences! I've added you to my fav list. Rejoice!

:phil: said...

It's funny, I just saw two of three jokes you posted on the American Cancer Society website. I actually put the termite one there myself.