Thursday, July 07, 2005

Skewed Look At Life


Grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says,"Ya know, we have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says,"What, you have a drink named Murray?"

A termite walks into a bar, sits down and says to the guy next to him, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

A guy walks into a bar. He's got a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Cool, where'd you get that?" The parrot says,"I don't know...it started as a wart on my butt !"



2 comments:

evawebdiva said...

Welcome to Blogdom Ted! I'm so glad to read you...a man who can constructed coherent sentences! I've added you to my fav list. Rejoice!

:phil: said...

It's funny, I just saw two of three jokes you posted on the American Cancer Society website. I actually put the termite one there myself.